Anonymous asked:

I would like to say I am anonymous and ask "dirty" questions. I only do it to be funny and/or to spice it up knowing that Roy will answer the questions in the most honest way and sometimes I think he avoids the questions but answer them in a different way lol. I just want to mention that in person, I am very polite and would never say such things to people in real life. The questions/answers are meant to be funny and not serious. However, I can only speak for myself and not others.

Thanks for the heartfelt message! I try to make things funny! :)
I do answer questions honestly. My ability to derail a train of thought in a question is sometimes limited, so I do avoid some questions!
I’m glad you aren’t a crazy freak in real life!

Anonymous asked:

Why does sex gross you out so much?

It’s pretty gross to think about it with people you don’t even know, have never met, and are already thinking about creepy stuff. It’s something I haven’t done, so it’s something new that I haven’t tried. Doing something new makes me a little apprehensive, so I think it would probably be a little gross. I mean you’re naked they’re naked you are both doing things with each other….

Anonymous asked:

May I ask why you use the adjective "Legitimate" in your header? Is this as opposed to illegitimate? I get the carefree part, and assume conscience means you have one, are aware of your surroundings and the consequences of your actions, but the last one has be confused.

Because, “first thing’s first, I’m da realest,” probably won’t flow well with the other words. You know, 2 legit 2 quit. I use it as a way to say if something is real, or not fake. The only fake thing about me is my teeth.